1)When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Drew Sarich.
2) Drew Sarich doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3) Drew Sarich does not sleep. He waits.
4) Drew Sarich counted to infinity - twice.
5) When Drew Sarich does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
6) Drew Sarich doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
7) Drew Sarich can slam a revolving door.

Drew Sarich does not get frostbite. Drew Sarich bites frost.
9) Drew Sarich can touch MC Hammer.
10) Drew Sarich once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Shamelessly ripped off the internet. ^_^