FUN PARTY GAME, YOU GUYS: Let's Make Up Ridiculous Broadway Blind Items

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Posted: 1/19/10 at 10:17pm

What former "Golden Girls" cast member just landed a role in the Broadway transfer of "American Idiot"? HINT: It's not Estelle Getty or Bea Arthur.

Speaking of "American Idiot", following in its footsteps, which Nickelback album is currently being translated into a Broadway-bound tuner by Christopher Durang and Sir Patrick Stewart? HINT: It's not "Silver Side Up" or "All the Right Reasons".

What high-profile Broadway producers, strained by their inability to find star names to replace cast members in their long-running revival which has always relied on stunt casting, have taken to offering up personal massages by the two of them as a bargaining chip? HINT: Their names rhyme with Sharry and Flan Neissler.

What former child star-turned Broadway crooner-turned awards show host and sitcom star (let's call him Milkshake McDougal) is deeply in the closet and has taken to proclaiming his sexuality on magazine covers and the Ellen Degeneres Show while openly appearing at public events with his partner? Sounds like our friend Milkshake needs to turn on the light so he can find his way out of the closet.