"A few years ago, I won a Tony for Little Me and I learned two important lessons from that experience. 1. Fair-weather friends are so much more interesting to be around and 2. It's amazing what this award fetches on E-Bay." --Presenter Martin Short
People ask me, 'Jimmy, how'd you get here tonight. Let's just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It got pretty heavy actually, I almost had to host." --Jimmy Fallon