Funniest thing a broadway performer has said/done

"Well, thank God for me!" Adam Pascal
"Joanna does leave me little notes signed anonymous. Umm...Things like, 'You are too fat to live,' like, nice positive things that help me get through eight shows a week."- Sherie Rene Scott
"::coughcoughcoughchokewheeze:: JESUS!"- Idina Menzel

Shoshana's whole sperm/aardvark ordeal.
Erin's impression of Kathleen Turner made me laugh for a while...
And I thought the little fire-trap thing was pretty funny (Joanna in the DRS Backstage...)

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Updated On: 7/14/05 at 08:11 PM

ljay - watch the broadway bares video on broadway.com

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