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Funny (and Naughty) Broadway Lyircs

Funny (and Naughty) Broadway Lyircs

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jimmirae
#0Funny (and Naughty) Broadway Lyircs
Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:55pm

An old friend and Director of mine & I used to make up all sorts of variations of funny and naughty lyrics from Broadway shows, and I KNOW we weren't alone. One of the ones I CAN share here I remember was one we did from "Into the Woods":
"I kinda hate to ask it -
But can I touch your Basket?"

Anyone have other funny ones that you CAN share here?

(I remember another good one but there's no way to clean it up! It was from "Little Shop of Horrors" though, LOL!)


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Updated On: 1/7/06 at 11:55 PM

BSoBW2
#1re: Funny (and Naughty) Broadway Lyircs
Posted: 1/7/06 at 11:59pm

When my love, Christine Baranski, sings, "popping pussies into pies."

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DirtyRottenGirl
#2re: Funny (and Naughty) Broadway Lyircs
Posted: 1/8/06 at 2:58am

A little more speed
A little more grope
Got to get this stupid dick to fly


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Wanna Be A Foster
#3re: Funny (and Naughty) Broadway Lyircs
Posted: 1/8/06 at 4:30am

Not to threadjack, but damn, Christine Baranski would've been a kick-ass Mrs. Lovett on Broadway.


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