Yeah, every time I think about that Michael-Ball-burning-house dream, I can't help but laugh, because I remember so vividly thinking, "AGH, WHY DID HE HAVE TO COME OVER WHEN THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! Well... maybe putting out the fire can wait... a little bit longer."
I had this one dream that I was working on Annie Get Your Gun (the show I just finished) and this obnoxious transvestite freshman was playing Little Jake in my dream, and he was doing a scene where Little Jake got shot in the chest and was singing a duet with Sitting Bull, quite like A Little Fall of Rain from Les Miserables. I remember being mad that the transvestite kid got a whole song when he wasn't even that good and that I didn't.
Then, all of a sudden, we were in this really, really, really dark room with glow-in-the-dark sets, and we were practicing Annie Get Your Gun in there, but we could barely see. Everyone kept asking my director why we were practicing in there, and she said that the set designer had changed the sets. Everything was under-the-sea themed, kind of like The Little Mermaid, and all of the characters were changed to marine creatures. I remember Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants was there for some reason.
Then, all of a sudden, everyone stopped singing except for me, and the director, said, "Sh! The set designer is here!" And this lady comes out of the shadows, and I could see the outline of this really pretty lady with beautiful hair... but then she stepped into the glow of the set, and her eyes were glow-in-the-dark, and I could see she had hair growing on her lips. Not like a mustache, but on the actual lips themselves. Like, her lips were covered in animal fur. And she said, "Miss, do you disrespect Fur Lips?" in a really weird fake-sounding British accent like Marla Schaffel on the OBC of Jane Eyre on the OBC. And then I woke up.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Updated On: 5/6/09 at 05:38 PM