Christopher Walken, the host, played a high school teacher who had a problem with the school board firing him if they use the original lyrics to "Greased Lightning", so he changed the words into something really weird and (intentionally) stupid:
"Go Gene Rayburn, you're burning up the quarter mile
Gene Rayburn, go, Gene Rayburn
Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba FLEEM
With new pistons, plugs and shocks
Fox, fox, fox
You know that I'm not braggin'
Have you ever seen a dragon?
Gene Rayburn!"
I thought it was funny. Any other opinions?
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid