"I thought I had found a cool forum.... but you guys are weird! I asked a simple question, and you give me crap answers and majorly crack on Bernadette. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean we all hate her! Keep it real people!"
You act surprised. Obviously this indicates that you are of subnormal intelligence. Because if you have not learned by now that posting crap answers is all we do on this board then you are not fit to be categorized as a rational human being.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"