This is SO random.
But I don't know where else to post (they need to be Australian and aware of GYPSY, lulz).
BUT.
Just for the lulz, imagining a GYPSY parody where the main character is now "Terri Irwin" (formerly Rose) , a vicious stage mother pushing her talentless daughter (Bindi Irwin) to stardom. After Bindi ditches, turns out it's her other daughter (Bob Irwin) who has the real 'talent'. [Note, consider this will be in a few years when Bob is not like 3 years old! LOL)
Maybe I'm crazy.
Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.