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Posted: 6/22/17 at 10:09pm
http://pagesix.com/2017/06/22/columnist-michael-musto-hospitalized-after-being-hit-by-cyclist/
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
