I gave Linda Eder a bouquet of flowers. I also gave her a card thanking her for entertaining me all the years I had been listening to her. She was so sweet, as she thanked me for the "lovely card".
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.