Gilmore Girls, anyone?

[Lorelai]

Posted: 3/9/04 at 6:08pm

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Redhot, the first part is especially for YOU, I found a bunch of quotes from Emily (Kelly Bishop) from the show. You probably know most of them but I figured I'd post the anyway. The rest of the quotes are just random ones. I know it takes up a lot of space so sorry if it's a pain to anyon...bope up you like them. :)

Quote that include Kelly Bishop in GG

Lorelai: Hey Mom. You didn't make it back to the room last night. Did you get lucky?

Emily: Could you be any cruder?

Lorelai: Yeah, I can be cruder. Hey mom, did you get la...

Rory: Thanks for coming! It was fun! Is everything okay?

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Emily: Lorelai, you almost ran me over!

Lorelai: Well, good thing we're in a hospital.

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Lorelai: This is amazing chicken, Mom. I mean it, really great.

Emliy: Thank you, Lorelai.

Lorelai: It's like super chicken. I bet it could fly. Have you tried tossing it out the window?

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Emily: What can we do in a bathroom?

Lorelai: Meet George Michael?

Emily: What?
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Richard: His head is shaped like a football.

Emily: It is not.

Richard: If he fell asleep in the park, someone would try to punt him.

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(many alarm clocks go off]

Lorelai: You are hilarious. Okay, see, last night when I said to you: 'Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven', what I actually meant was: 'tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up seven, in case, when seven comes, I actually wanna get up. Which, as it happen, I didn't. Therefore, you're currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.

Luke: No survivors?

Lorelai: The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation.

*More random quotes*

Dean: My family just moved here from Chicago.

Rory: Chicago...Windy. Oprah.

Dean: Yeah, yeah that's the place.

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Emily: You were on the phone?

Richard: Long distance.

Lorelai: God?

Richard: London.

Lorelai: God lives in London?

Richard: My mother lives in London.

Lorelai: Your mother is God?

Richard: Lorelai...

Lorelai: So...God IS a woman.

Richard: Lorelai.

Lorelai: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.

Richard: Make her stop.

Rory: Oh, that I could.

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Joey: (watching Lorelai drink coffee) You make that look really good.

Lorelai: Oh, it is really good. It's the best coffee in town.

Joey: Oh yeah? I'll have to get a cup.

Lorelai: Good plan.

Joey: Yeah, I've never been here before, I'm just passing through on my way to Hartford.

Lorelai: You're a regular Jack Kerouac.
Joey: Yeah. Hey, you mind if I sit down?

Lorelai: Oh, you know what? Actually, I'm meeting someone so I. . .

Joey: (sits down at her table) I'm Joey.

Lorelai: Okay.

Joey : What, you don't have a name?

Lorelai: No, I do have a name. I just, I'm really meeting someone, so. . .

Joey: So I guess I should get going.

Lorelai: So soon?

Joey: What?

Lorelai: I'm just screwing with your mind, Joey. It's nice to meet you. Enjoy Hartford.

(Lorelai gets up to get Rory coffee and behind Lorelai, Joey approaches Rory's table and Lorelai turns to point to Rory and sees Joey talking to her. Luke fills the coffee cup.)

Lorelai: Ah. He's got quite a pair, this guy.

(Lorelai goes back to the table.)

Joey: [to Rory] Yeah, I've never been through here before.

Lorelai: Oh, you have to.

Joey: Oh, hi.

Lorelai: Oh, hi. You really like my table, don't you?

Joey: I was just, uh...

Lorelai: Getting to know my daughter.

Joey: Your...

Rory: Are you my new daddy?

Joey: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And you do not look like a daughter.

Lorelai: That's possibly very sweet of you. Thanks.

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Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like 'how' and 'why' and 'Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will immediately fly out of people's mouths.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 4/8/04 at 10:06am

Gilmore Girls was a repeat (again) this week but a good one..Kelly Bishop didn't have much to do in this one but her facial reactions to her mother-in-law were priceless. I am SO looking forward to next week and the new episode (even though it centers around Rory on Spring break - at least we'll see some nubile young flesh..LOL!)God that makes me sound old!