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God of Carnage: A Story and a Question

God of Carnage: A Story and a Question

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#1God of Carnage: A Story and a Question
Posted: 4/4/09 at 5:22pm

First the story: Yesterday I was in NYC for Godot and decided to run over to the Jacobs theatre to try to grab a ticket to see God of Carnage in the near future. There was a line the pretty much filled up the small lobby of the Box Office. My guess around 20 people in line. I was waiting in line and the women in front of me who was at the window had a conversation with the man behind the glass that went like this;
WOMAN: Hi do you have any tickets for friday?
Box Office: We are sold out, would you like to try another day?
W: It's sold out!? I went online this morning and it said there were tickets left.
Box: Well ma'am it is selling out fast, would you like to try for another day?
W: (anger is growing in her voice) WELL, what about Saturday afternoon?
Box: Yes I only have two seats together tho.
W: Okay, I need to call my friend to see if she can do saturday, do you mind if I call her and jump back in?
Box: No ma'am I'm sorry no cell phones in the lobby and there is a long line, it wouldn't be fair for the people waiting.
W: OH COMMON! I JUST NEED TO CALL SOMEONE IT WIlL TAKE TWO SECONDS, YOU HAVE SUCH AN ATTITUDE!
Box: (points to the "no cell phones in lobby" sign hanging right at her eye level")
W: YOU KNOW...YOUR AN ASSHOLE! DO YOU KNOW YOUR AN ASSHOLE!? (Storms out)

once she left everyone in the line began laughing.

Question: I purchased the rear side seats for god of carnage, the Box Office said they are good seats, but I'm just curious to hear from anyone who has sat there.


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