JoeK, well, if you want to hold me accountable, here is what I said:
""Secret, surprise performance" at this year's Oscars...(Jennifer singing AIATY!!!)
Posted On: 2/22/07 at 12:17 AM
Or...not?
Early in the Oscar telecast, there will be a "surprise performance" that is very hush-hush.
Someone who was at the rehearsal texted me "Jennifer is singing" but that's all they said and won't respond to calls or texts. Jennifer Holliday? Jennifer Hudson? AIATY? One Night Only? Or a different Jennifer entirely?
Being that DREAMGIRLS is a blockbuster hit and got a blockbuster snub, it wouldn't surprise me that they allow "the song" to be sung. But they don't OWE the film any air time except for nominated categories.
Hmmmmmmmm. "
I posted the fact of there being a secret, surprise performance (which turned out to be Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C Reilly singing the new Marc Shaiman-written song) and that I got a text saying that Jennifer was singing. The texts turned out to be that Jennifer was singing at that moment that my friend sent the message. I just connected it to the surprise performance he told me to expect, just as Tom O'Neil reported.
Did I state it as fact? Certainly not. Notice how I proposed possibilities and started off the thread with "or not."
So there is my account. Now, where does the part where you're an asshole come from? Account for that.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle