HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

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HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/10/12 at 10:48pm

Broadway performer (and hottie) John Carroll writes another (very) funny piece for the HuffPost about odd jobs he has taken while chasing the dream. Well worth the read!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-carroll/show-biz-jobs_b_1943643.html

#2

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/10/12 at 10:53pm

Hi John! I like your body.

#3

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:04pm

sorry, i don't care how badly he screws up the drink order, if john carroll jumps up onto a bar in front of me in his underwear and puts his ear in my mouth, he is totally getting a tip!!!

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#4

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:23pm

That wasn't hilarious.

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#5

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:31pm

"She-she-fu-fu"? DO YOU MEAN "Chi-chi, foo-foo"? Good Christ WHO EDITED THIS PIECE????

#6

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:33pm

And he refers to a "giant spoon" as life-sized. I don't know about John but my "life-sized spoons" fit nicely in my hand. Does he mean "giant sized?" Or maybe "larger-than-life-sized?"

#7

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 12:38pm

OK HuffPost, I am officially embarrassed for you. If that piece was paid for, well, journalism is in deep trouble.

#8

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 2:04pm

I couldn't get through it. He's credited as a "Broadway Performer and Writer". Ugh. Technically, I suppose it is true. He did write...something.

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Posted: 10/11/12 at 2:23pm

Awww, I don't think it was badly written. He's just trying a little too hard to Sedaris us into submission.

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#10

HILARIOUS HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 2:26pm

This guy went to Juilliard and he's not steadily working as a performer?

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UNFUNNY HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 5:04pm

Yes, believe or not, your Julliard diploma does not double as "Get into Broadway Free" card.

Updated On: 10/11/12 at 05:04 PM

#12

UNFUNNY HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 5:33pm

Poor, poor guy. I mean, here he wants to be a dancer and performer, and he's *forced* to spend some time working as a dancer and a performer at Disney World! And Radio City Music Hall! Wow, it's a hard life.

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UNFUNNY HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 5:37pm

Maybe he thinks it shows a sense of style, but I don't understand why sometimes he acts coy ("I danced for a certain well known modern dance company", but you know, must keep quiet about who it is, or not mentioning Daisy Eagan by name), and other times name drops Twyla Tharp. AND he had to work *retail*! Because nobody but poor starving performers are forced to work jobs like that...

#14

UNFUNNY HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/11/12 at 5:56pm

I thought it was funny...except when it came to that awful Dahmer joke he made. from RC in Austin, Texas

P.S. For you young people who are not familiar with Jeffrey Dahmer, he lured young men and then killed/consumed some of them. Nothing f'ing funny about that Mr. John Carroll!

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UNFUNNY HuffPost Piece!

Posted: 10/12/12 at 9:44am

Hilarious?????