I really hoped when I saw this thread that it wasn't about the movie.
I remember when the movie came out, almost all the reviews I read compared it to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Normally I don't put too much trust in reviews, but when they all say the same thing, I had to pay attention. And when a movie takes its main plotline from reality TV, it's not going to be a good movie, and definitely shouldn't be made into a musical *coughTheApprentice*
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how