TimesSquared said: "I'm forgetting that this is high school we're talking about! Much of my post really applies on a more advanced level, but I still think that how you do it is more important than how funny the lyrics are."
I wasn't correcting you, TS, but even the most clever lyric can kill, land or flop--depending on how it is delivered.
Some other possibilities for young men:
"And Her Mother Came, Too"
"Making Whoopee"
"It's Delightful, It's Delicious, It's Delovely"
"Franklin Shepherd, Inc."
"Let's Misbehave"
"The Country's in the Very Best of Hands"
"Everything's Up to Date in Kansas City"
And many, many others.
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