HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM A GREAT ADMIRER OF YOURS AND FELLOW CAPRICORN! By far the finest of the zodiac signs and I'm thrilled to be in such stellar company. You, me, Elvis, Malcolm Gets, Dame Maggie Smith, Gypsy Rose Lee (the real one), Bob Denver, Jesus, and Richard Nixon! What a fun tea party that would be.
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep.
Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse,
till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers