"I Love to Cry at Weddings" lyrics

I googled those lyrics, and for the verse "I always weep at weddings, I'm a sobby creep at weddings", I found something that whoever the lyric transcriber is got wrong. The lyrics he wrote were:

Girl:
I always weep at wedding
I must sob and weep at weddings
Oh, all is sweet and sloppy
And all "promise me" and all that jazz
Girls:
The man you rest your head with
The man you share your bed with
Is married too
And so, you know, will jump up
And dress and blow
I could marry Herman
And be permanently sorry

I know they sound pretty wrong to me, so what are the real lyrics?

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Thanks, timote316. I figured it out too.

"I always weep at weddings
I'm a SOBBY CREEP at weddings
Oh, NOTHINGs sweet and sloppy AS
Oh promise me and all that jazz
The man you rest your head with
The man you share your bed with
Is married to YOU so you know
HE WON'T jump up and dress and blow"

thanks

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