IT'S TOO QUIET...
IT'S TOO QUIET...
#0IT'S TOO QUIET...
Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:45amsomebody tell a joke!
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Joined: 12/31/69
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:55am
Jess you've heard this one before:
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:56ambut was it a PINK Elephant? LOL!!!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 1:59amYa you have- I remember tellin it to you, it was a while ago though..
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:09am
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
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A pilot you racist!
rockfenris2005
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:10am
Off-topic thread...
rose&lark
Featured Actor Joined: 10/10/05
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:10am"Everyone's a little bit rascist..." (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:12am
What's big, long, and full of seaman?
(And no its not what you think)
Kass983
Stand-by Joined: 10/1/05
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 2:14amonly jokes I know are very dirty (former bartender here, and no I won't post them). I liked the elephant one, loved the pilot one....keep 'em coming! lol
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Joined: 12/31/69
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 3:35amI thought it was a submarine, lol, and I too LOVED the Pilot one as well!! Bartenders must get the best jokes!!
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Joined: 12/31/69
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 4:11ami cant fall asleep! and i have 2 finals tomorrow i need to do well on. i think its because i accidently fell asleep while i was studying tonite. ugh
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 5:33amwell good luck on your finals, we'll be rootin' for ya!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:05am
What is Smokey The Bear's middle name ?
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Kass983
Stand-by Joined: 10/1/05
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:10am
Oh,Cuteness!
EDIT: gotta love a joke I can tell my kids...but then again, I doubt they know who Smokey the Bear is
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:14am
Okay...
On a train there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
George Bush thought - "I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".
"Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes." - Swordfish
Kass983
Stand-by Joined: 10/1/05
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:19amI so don't mean to keep posting endlessly and I know it's way off topic but what the hell, it's late (for me, or early for you)and this is refreshing! Loved that one Munk!
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 6:23am
Yea, it's off topic...but hell...since its created already...why not. Jose' could move it to the off topic board. 
Got that one from one of many emails. I would post more, but it may be inappropriate for some.
"Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes." - Swordfish
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
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Posted: 12/12/05 at 7:21am
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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