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Inappropriate times for lyrics from Broadway songs to run through your head...

Posted: 9/23/04 at 11:58pm

okay, so today I was at work and my boss said "my desk is a mess" and I had to try really hard to resist singing "i think i'm still sore, 'cause I kicked him and told him i wasn't his whore."

Yeah... Anyone else?
Why do we play with fire? Why do we run our fingers through the flame? Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain? -tick...tick...BOOM!
#4

re: Inappropriate times for lyrics from Broadway songs to run through your

Posted: 9/24/04 at 12:03am

I was on an elevator at the fleet center in Boston last Saturday night and we were going from the garage to the arena and these wicked drunk girls came running trying to make the elevator as the door was closing and out loud I was like "**** you ladies, that's what stairs are for..."

Idina: Somehow I got myself to the stage, came out at the end of the show, and I had some kind of closure.
Some guy: You looked great!
Idina: Thanks...I WAS SO HIGH! 8/21/05
#5

re: Inappropriate times for lyrics from Broadway songs to run through your

Posted: 9/24/04 at 12:13am

I teach young kids...and today we had our first computer class....all I could think was....."I'm goint to teach something modern, something relevant....the INTERNET!"
*for those of you not up on your "Avenue Q", this leads into George W's favorite, "The Internet is for Porn"
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#7

re: Inappropriate times for lyrics from Broadway songs to run through your

Posted: 9/24/04 at 12:29am

I always have the urge when someone says "I'm shivering" or "Cold.. cold.." Or pretty much any other RENT pun.

The first time I took the SATS I had 76 Trombones and Day by Day running through my head. Needless to say, I had to retake them.
"The tick BOOM tick BOOM is so loud I can't hear the rain on the grass. I can't hear the wind. I'm about to scream. But I realize I'm not alone."

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