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#1

Is This Legal?

So I've come up with a little scheme to make some money, but I"m not sure how legal it is. I was reading in class today about the buying and selling of kidneys. Now I'm reading here that the average kidney is 100 thousand dollars. What if I get Liza Minnelli's kidney? Will I get more for it, and, above all, is it legal? Do you think I can get more for it if I get it after her final performance of at The Palace and include a pair of rush tickets (which I also plan on inflating the price for). What do you think? Is it legal?
#2

re: Is This Legal?

Why would you sell tickets AFTER the fact it's closed? And why would someone pay for an old, dried up kidney?
#3

re: Is This Legal?

OK, we DON'T need to be giving coolkid any new ideas!!!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#4

re: Is This Legal?

Are you going to use the money to buy other tickets? And after you get Liza's kidney you could go and try to get another one from a different show too.
"Have they come yet?"
#5

re: Is This Legal?

Thats soooo unfair to all the people who wanted to legitimately use Liza's kidney.
#6

re: Is This Legal?

My closing night tickets aren't going to pay for themselves, buddy!

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