As for the movie version of Wicked, I had this idea for a while, but wasn't willing to post it on here, as I know how much some of you dislike Wicked. I can just see Defying Gravity now...
The M&M thing, it could be a commercial, and the Football fans would be like, "What the heck is Wicked, a golf musical involving witches from Oz?" These people...
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel