Well I must tell you I was at the show tonight, and the house was not full, and, friends, you should be ashamed of yourselves! I had a wonderful time. Making fun of Max von Essen is wonderful (I accuse him of giving me strep throat) and making fun of Lea Delaria (to her face because she was in the audience and they are friends) is even better! He's a fun F.C. Jesse's gettin' jazzy! Turn it out for his next show. He's worth the 20 dollars and ANYTHING is worth two dirty martinis. So what are you waiting for? Say adios to your pantalones and find your way to Joe's Pub and look forward to enjoying "The Christian Thing to Do" (Audra McDonald--The Seven Deadly Sins---listen to it on NPR) and...what was that song that I loved?..."A Fraud" or something like that by Michael John LaChiusa and so many other fruitful canciones. If you don't enjoy it I will go to any show you want without charge if you pay for me.
It's eckspecially apropos
So if you really want to know
Do I love you?
Don't aks.