Jersey Boys quote questions.

There are two parts in the show that I'm trying so hard to remember and just can't.

Both quotes were by Nick Massi (J. Robert Spencer), so if anybody could help me out I'd really appreciate it.

I'm trying to remember, first of all, his rant. When he goes off on Tommy. Something about staying in the hotel rooms with him and Tommy always using all the towels.

The other one I'm trying to remember...lol...the only part of it I can remember is "And the third thing? Every guy knows that." What came before that though? lol

Thanks alot!

Thanks! I remember that I loved both of those lines, but for the life of me I can't remember how they go. lol

I love that quote with the towels!! when he says 'the man is not properly socialized' I crack up.

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"I was never drawn to the old neighborhood. My life never revolved around the old neighborhod. I could give a **** about the old neighborhood."

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wait...so what was the whole towel quote?

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The towels rant is this:
"You wanna talk about towels? The man cannot be in a hotel without using all the towels. I'm talking face towels, bath towels, mats, the little washcloths - it's like he's living alone! You need a towel, you know where it is? In a wet pile on the floor."

The three things is after Tommy flirts with the reporter.
Nick: "In my neighborhood, there's three things you don't do. You don't lie to your mother, you don't tell the truth to your wife, and the third thing - every guy knows that!"
Frankie: "He hit on you???"
Reporter: "Only, like, with a sledgehammer!"

Well, I have two favorite parts. The first is when Nick takes his girlfriend and Frankie to the church to sing.

Date: "Nicky, for God sakes, what're we doin' here? I thought we were going to the movies!"
Nick: "Relax, will you?"
Date: "But I wanna see The Blob!"
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Date: "Goodnight, Nicky. At least now I know where your hands are gonna be."

And when Frankie has dinner with Mary.
Frankie: "That's why I changed it - Vally, V-A-L-L-Y."
Mary: "NO! V-A-L-L-I."
Frankie: "How come?"
Mary: "Because 'y' is a bull**** letter. It doesn't know what it is - is it a vowel, is it a consonant?"
Frankie: "I never thought about it!"
Mary: "Plus which, you're Italian - you've gotta end in a vowel. Delgad-o, Castelucci-o, pizz-a, and Vall-i WITH an I. It says, 'This is who I am. You don't like it? Then go f*ck yourself."

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Don't forget in the same scene with the towels when it is revealed that Tommy peed in the sink because it was "closer."

Also the good old "Ringo" line at the end.

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haha- This is making my night reading these all! My favorite part is an action, hwen Tommy and Frankie are talking over the debt and Nick slams his head down on the rable. It reminds me of the good ol' BWW *HEADDESK*

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"But when there's four guys in a group....and you're Ringo...." I love Bobby Spencer!!!!!!!

And Gaudio at the end, "...none of the would have happened...without me!!"

I love when they finally decide on a name and JLY is like, "look, Tommy, its a sign!!"

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Updated On: 4/3/06 at 10:25 PM

Haha- During the "It's a sign part", I was at the back half of the mez and someone sitting a row or two back from me made the joke of "Hey look, it's a sign," before the words came out of Daniel's mouth. Everyone in the mez laughed throughly when it did though.

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This thread is making my night!!

...mini threadjack... how many times have you all seen this show? and have you met the boys?

I love hearing peoples stories about Jersey Boys.

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"Walk...like a man? As opposed to what...a woman?"

"Its a metaphor!!!"

"And he writes songs! Helikesshortshortsshelikesshortshortswelikeshortshorts..." - I just love Michael when he says that line. And when Tommy is always doing the card trick and he's like "gooood".

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