Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Jokes/Riddles about POTO
#0Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 1:07pm
Post jokes/riddles about POTO here. I'm a devoted POTO phan so I'm not doing this to make Phantom phans feel bad, etc.
I just thought this might be fun.
Here I got one:
"Dear Phantom,
I went to see "Hannibal" a couple of days ago at your Opera House. I was very disapointed. Here's the reason why, I thought the show was a musical version of "Silence of the Lambs," but when the show began, I discovered I was totally wrong. I think you should inform the public what is specifically "Hannibal." I had to watch and listen 2 hours of opera.
Sincerly,
a former guest.
Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky. With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, when they shot him down on the highway, down like a dog on the highway, and he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat...
(The Highwayman. Sung by: Loreena McKennitt)
Thesbijean
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/9/04
#1re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 1:24pmI thought this was a Jokes/Riddles thread???
brandonm
Featured Actor Joined: 5/26/04
#3re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 4:47pm
Why did the Phantom cross the road?
because he was a Phantom and wanted to get to the other side!
Ha Ha...Is that not funny? Just kiddin...its corny
"Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog? Dodo." That's my favorite line in the whole show (Wicked). My next favorite line is "Oh! It seems the artichoke is steamed."
#4re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 4:52pm
Knock. Knock.
Whos there?
The Phantom
The Phantom who?
The Phantom of the Opera!
*crickets*
Anyone else confused by this thread?
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#5re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 4:55pm....confuzifying.
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#6re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 5:10pm
I hear there is a new musical version involving a talk show host haunting a TV studio
The Phantom of the Oprah
Sorry but it was the best I could do on such short notice
Poster Emeritus
Updated On: 3/13/05 at 05:10 PM
AndiV
Stand-by Joined: 2/8/05
#7re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 6:12pm
POTO...wait a minute...wasn't that Dorthy's dogs name?
(i'm trying...)
So long status quo/
I think I just let go/
You make me want to be/
BRAVE
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#9re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/13/05 at 7:23pm
did any of you guys see the phantom of the megaplex movie on disney channel? its like a corny kiddy version of the phantom of the opera....only good things about it:
has mickey rooney
the one guy is hot
phantom_tenor
Leading Actor Joined: 1/11/05
#10re: Jokes/Riddles about POTO
Posted: 3/15/05 at 6:09amif the phantom's SUCH a genius, why is his own opera kind of crappy?
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