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Posted: 3/13/05 at 1:07pm
Post jokes/riddles about POTO here. I'm a devoted POTO phan so I'm not doing this to make Phantom phans feel bad, etc.
I just thought this might be fun.
Here I got one:
"Dear Phantom,
I went to see "Hannibal" a couple of days ago at your Opera House. I was very disapointed. Here's the reason why, I thought the show was a musical version of "Silence of the Lambs," but when the show began, I discovered I was totally wrong. I think you should inform the public what is specifically "Hannibal." I had to watch and listen 2 hours of opera.
Sincerly,
a former guest.
I just thought this might be fun.
Here I got one:
"Dear Phantom,
I went to see "Hannibal" a couple of days ago at your Opera House. I was very disapointed. Here's the reason why, I thought the show was a musical version of "Silence of the Lambs," but when the show began, I discovered I was totally wrong. I think you should inform the public what is specifically "Hannibal." I had to watch and listen 2 hours of opera.
Sincerly,
a former guest.
Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky. With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, when they shot him down on the highway, down like a dog on the highway, and he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat...
(The Highwayman. Sung by: Loreena McKennitt)
