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Posted: 7/25/16 at 7:57pm
http://www.playbill.com/article/playbill-vaults-today-in-theatre-history-july-25-com-107272
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
