"this jus goes to show that if you are a christian, when you put God first in your life, you can accomplish a lot."
So, I guess this means that Jews, Buddhists, etc. can never be successful.
Last I heard, Mel Brooks has accomplished many things...
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
Updated On: 2/22/05 at 07:21 PM