I actually thought it was one of Riedel's best columns, especially since in one page he managed to compliment Frank Langella, Patrick Stewart, Brian Murray et al while writing an incredibly witty, snarky and bitchy piece about Ashton Kutcher. Really he's just making fun of the fact that the Weisslers will give a role to anyone who's been on TV.
Initially I thought this was for a movie. I agree that Kutcher is much better suited for Carter than Tom.
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