I actually thought it was one of Riedel's best columns, especially since in one page he managed to compliment Frank Langella, Patrick Stewart, Brian Murray et al while writing an incredibly witty, snarky and bitchy piece about Ashton Kutcher. Really he's just making fun of the fact that the Weisslers will give a role to anyone who's been on TV.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"