I think Lea Delaria would be more interesting... a much more colorful character!
I'll teach you the proper ploys,
To become a boy!
Brand new ways to eat and flirt!
Oh! I'll show you what boots to wear,
We'll chop off your hair!
Throw away your mini-skirts to be a...
Lesbian!
I know about lesbi-ans!
And with an assist from me, to be who you'll be,
It's part of who I've always been (and am!),
There's nothing that can stop you from being a Lesbian!
The rewrites could go on and on... hahahahaha... I love Lea Delaria! Has anyone read her book, "Lea's Book of Rules for the World"? DEFINITELY worth the money...
I hold a degree in Musical Theatre from Montclair State University. It is useless. Now I'm funny for money. Oh, and I sing.