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#1

MTV to stage Real World musical on Broadway, Spring 2006!

Oh my God, now I have seen everything. I just read this on the Yahoo news and am in disbelief. Here's the story (complete link below):

Riding on the success of its Reality Television Division, MTV is looking to take on the Great White Way with The Real World: The Musical. Real World: Los Angeles cast mates Jon Brennan (music) and Beth Stolarczyk (book and lyrics) teamed up to write the musical spoof based on the hit reality series. Stolarczyk will also use the tuner as a vehicle to showcase her own acting and vocal talents by playing herself. The show also plans to feature infamous cast members; Coral Smith (Back to New York), Montana McGlynn (Boston), and Puck Rainey (San Francisco), all playing themselves respectively. Currently, there are no plans to include other original cast members in the production.

On November 30, 2004, Brennan and Stolarczyk had the opportunity to showcase a portion of their work to a handful of MTV executives, in a workshop hosted by the Riverwood Playhouse. The performance featured several musical numbers from the show, including; the opening ensemble piece, "There's No Point in Being Polite, When Being Nasty's So Much Fun", Smith's show-stopping tap number, "I’m Just Here To Cuss Some B*tches Out", Stolarczyk's touching ballad, "It's So Lonely Being Lonely", and McGlynn's solo sets, "Red-headed Firebird" and "So I Gave the Kid Some Wine". Also performed were Rainey's solo, "Stink is a Five Letter Word" and his duet with San Francisco's Rachel (played by Faye Tristan) entitled, "I Will Put a Booger in Your Peanut Butter Jar". The complete workshop cast rounded out the afternoon with a rousing performance of the ACT II finale "R-E-A-L".

MTV has already begun searching for a Broadway home, with hopes of a spring 2006 opening.

http://www.yahoo.com/news/mtv/broadway/rwmusical
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry

Updated On: 12/1/04 at 08:39 PM

#3

re: MTV to Stage Real World musical on Broadway, Spring 2006!

That article is so great Loge.

Yahoo! sux though - the second time I clicked it, it had problems. Oh well, at least I got to see it the first time. That picture on the sits is absolutely hilarious!

I actually think this may work!
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
#5

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Of course the three cast members are three of the most annoying and obnoxious people EVER on Real World. And that, my friends, is saying quite a lot.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6

re: MTV to Stage Real World musical on Broadway, Spring 2006!

I will now express my sentiments in the form of a parody of 'Bring Him Home'


God on high, here my prayer.
In my need, you have always been there.
This is wrong.
This will flop.
Make it cease.
Make it stop.

Shut it down.
Shut it down.
Shut it down.

It's like a nightmare in my head,
please tell me its a joke.
This can't be true, it's a lie.
I say to you, theatre will die.

It cannot not heal, and nor will I.

You can take.
You can give.
Let me see
Theatre live.

Shut it down.
Shut it down.

Shut it down.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#7

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I know, it's crazy! I hate that Beth too. Coral rocks though! A friend of mine said it seems like they are trying to go for some Jerry Springer: The Opera type thing. It will be funny has heck when this show bombs big time! Of course, it may find a cult following. I will for sure by the cast recording (if one is released) just to hear Coral sing that song!
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry
#9

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oh dear God, please no.


i'll be expecting all the stereotypes they pick to be featured...

- the jock who everyone is attracted to but is very naive and close minded
- the gay boy who left home and wants to prove himself to his parents and be accepted
- the drunken whore who sleeps with the jock and has high drama thoughout the season
- the african american who causes fights based on wanting more respect
- the rebel who usually faces the possibility of getting kicke dout if they dont change
- the naive virgin girl new to everything in the world who has her eyes opened and wants to break away


not saying anything mean about anyone, just saying what they seem to cast every season... its true though!


oh, and all of the characters better have odd names too
::bust a move::
#11

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Well, from the five characters we know are going to be in the show (Coral, Beth, Montana, Puck, and Rachel), I'm sure it will be out of control. I hope they have Julie and Melissa from New Orleans - could be a good cat fight number right there. Dan, from Miami, would also be a funny character. Maybe I will audition to play him.
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry
#12

re: MTV to Stage Real World musical on Broadway, Spring 2006!

Well, even if the scripted show sucks, when Coral and Montana get in a catfight and Puck refuses to do the lines and stuff, it should be interesting...


I second the above post, and would like to echo it:

Shut it down
Shut it down

Shut. It. Down.
There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.
#14

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thats gonna be so bad..
A dancer might dream to see her name in lights and mean it, but all she really dreams is to make someone else feel the way she did when she first saw a dancer. And that is so beautiful-Anonymous
#15

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Hey, thought I'd update everyone:

There was a link on the site I clciked and it actually had an audio thing of them singing.

Only I’m Just Here To Cuss Some Bitches Out worked. It's the funniest song I have ever heard in my life! She does it so perfectly!

And she does the dance during in - ahahaha. You have to see this! Let me find the link again!
"I've often said I should put sweets in my chair - they'd spend less time on my a** that way....." ~F.W.B.
#18

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why do the 'famous ppl from real world' get to make their Broadway debut?
they are corrupting the broadway stage

this is just sad...


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#19

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Well, I for one, love Carol...so I support here. Where's the link to the song - I didn't see it.

I do HATE Beth and Puck tho.
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry
#20

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I think I am going to cry
When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that all the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing. - Moliere
#22

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You are not!
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry
#24

re: MTV to Stage Real World musical on Broadway, Spring 2006!

Can't they take this novelty to Off-Broadway instead of taking up a perfectly good B'way theatre where a show of merit could be housed?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#25

re: MTV to Stage Real World musical on Broadway, Spring 2006!

Well, I am guessing if they are not even doing an out of town trial it must be good material, at least in their minds. I can't believe that wicked b*tch Beth could write anything well, and she has musical talent? Since when?

This is going to be funny. I hope that Coral gets some amazing career out of it, and everyone else blows! :)
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry

Updated On: 12/1/04 at 11:21 PM

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