I need a comedic, Shakespearan monologue, directed to another person about love. Basically, I need a "lover's" monologue. Maybe a confession of love or something?
See, he's this amazing warrior king... and he has no idea how to talk to chicks. Especially French ones. But in his ineptitude, he manages to charm Kate into an affectionate marriage anyway. It's also very funny, and has the added bonus of not being from one of the romantic comedy plays, so may well be lesser done for whatever it is you need it for.
Try "A Midsummer Night's Dream." That is full of them.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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There's also Benedick's speech after overhearing that Beatrice is in love with him.
Or his earlier speech about hanging his "bugle" though that one is more about mocking love.
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
Also, Troilus (from Troilus & Cressida, of course...) He's a wonderful character with splashes of humor, obsession, disappointment and hope. Here's an example for your enjoyment:
I am giddy, expectation whirls me around; the imaginary relish is so sweet that it enchants my sense. What will it be when that the watery palate tastes indeed loves thrice-repured nectar? Death, I fear me, swooning destruction, or some joy too fine, too subtle potent, tuned too sharp in sweetness for the capacity of my ruder powers. I fear it much, and I do fear besides I shall lose distinction in my joys.