Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing

[PiraguaGuy2]

Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#1

Posted: 10/21/09 at 6:13pm

Yikes.

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[MusicSnob1]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#2

Posted: 10/21/09 at 6:41pm

I don't get it.

I mean, I DO. But.

What's the pont?

When I think about you, I touch myself.

[Pgenre]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#2

Posted: 10/21/09 at 6:45pm

I have a feeling this was posted with the sheer transparent intent of highlighting Mario's bicep/tricep.

If Rosie did the same thing in a photo, short sleeve shirt or not, I doubt it'd be here.

P

[nealb1]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#3

Posted: 10/21/09 at 6:59pm

I think a lot of people would like to do the same thing to Mario's cheeks.

[Pgenre]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#4

Posted: 10/21/09 at 7:00pm

^ case in point.

:)

P

[Basely Tearful]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#5

Posted: 10/21/09 at 7:06pm

Thanks for the warning. My 2 year-old daughter has been begging for months to go to a Mario Lopez book signing. Guess I'm going to have to say no on this one.

[SNAFU]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#6

Posted: 10/21/09 at 9:11pm

His butt cheeks!

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[luvtheEmcee]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#7

Posted: 10/21/09 at 9:15pm

He wrote a book?

A work of art is an invitation to love.

[Eris0303]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#8

Posted: 10/21/09 at 9:49pm

He can read a book?

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[Mattbrain]

re: Mario Lopez Will Rip Your Child's Face Off at a Book Signing#9

Posted: 10/21/09 at 9:59pm

*insert joke about Mario Lopez and a book*

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