This is a lovely real estate story in the NY Times. Max Von Essen is a gem. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/realestate/max-von-essen-theater-actor-finds-a-place-for-all-his-props.html?action=click&contentCollection=Real+Estate&pgtype=imageslideshow&module=RelatedArticleList®ion=CaptionArea&version=SlideCard-8&_r=0
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)