One thing you must remember about Broadway: The show Forbidden Broadway is never wrong. At times a bit indelicate, but never wrong.
I hope someone can remember the full lyrics, but they went something like:
Bump, Bump, Bump went the set
Clunk, Clunk Clunk went the book
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.