1. Would you rather be a nun or a prostitute?
I'd rather be a prostitute. You only live once. =)
I also had nuns as teachers, they're underappreciated.
2. In your house, what is the most 'sexual' thing you have?
"The internet is for porn...the internet is for porn..."
Or, I could just say the jumbo tub of "Wet" that I use as a nightstand.
3. Have you ever used an eraser for anything except erase?
I might have chewed on one back in grade school. Dirty minds.
4. What is the weirdest thing you learned in health class.
Picture it, gym class, 1995...Gym teacher says, "Boys, it's never too early to start checking your bawls fa Cancah..." (Boston accent)
5. Would you rather swim in the ocean with your best guy friend or your best girl friend?
Um...GUY. =)
6. If your significant other jumped off a cruise ship- would you jump too?
Depends...are we frolicking in the ocean, or is he being a nitwit?
7. If your doorbell rang and you opened up to see a zebra, what would be the first thing you do- (except close the door)
I'd think, "Oh my God., Who sent me a zebra?"
8. If you had to pick, would you rather smell gasoline or flatulence?
I don't mind the smell of gasoline.
9.Do you enjoy popping bubble wrap?
Yup. It's kinky.
10. If you were able to kill either Saddam Huessein or Osama Bin Laden- who would you choose?
Bye bye Osama. After what he did to my city? Grrrr(owl)!
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"