Michael Jackson's Problem

Living just up the road from Jackson's ranch Neverland, gives me some unique tidbits. For instance, even though he's on trial the court system has let him continue entertaining children on Neverland. The court has had to open a county-wide jury selection, because of the scarcity of unbiased potential jurors. And all this news is making front page here, and we're all soooo tired of hearing about it.