New Tony Categories For 2018?

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New Tony Categories For 2018? #1

Posted: 6/11/17 at 7:37pm

As we await the start of the 2017 Tony Awards, is it too early to start thinking about some new categories for 2018? Here are a few that I think should be included:

1. Best cell phone interruption.

2. Outstanding Professional Line Sitter

3. Best excuse for cutting the standby line.

4. Longest intermission restroom line.

5. Best advance sale.

6. Most expensive re-sale on StubHub.

7. Most missed performances by an Actor in a Musical

8. Most missed performances by an Actress in Musical

Any other categories you can think of?