I write a check out to Time Warner Cable every month, so I'm sure that I have cable TV through them.
I just called, and the woman I spoke with was clueless. Channel 1 is a blank blue screen for me.

(sigh)
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)