Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical

[morosco]

Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical#1

Posted: 1/5/11 at 4:26pm

Per The Onion.
Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical

[singtopher]

Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical#2

Posted: 1/5/11 at 4:32pm

"Cohl told reporters that he is more optimistic than ever about the production, saying that director Julie Taymor and composers Bono and the Edge were disintegrated in the explosion."

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

[kchenofan]

Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical#2

Posted: 1/5/11 at 4:42pm

HAHAHAHAHA! This made my day.

kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

[boydowncenter2]

Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical#3

Posted: 1/6/11 at 11:13am

hahaha LOVE the Onion.

[South Fl Marc]

Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical#4

Posted: 1/6/11 at 8:59pm

If only .............

[nomdeplume]

Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For 'Spider-Man' Musical#5

Posted: 1/7/11 at 7:57am

"The bomb should not have gone off at all," said lead producer Michael Cohl, adding that the explosion that vaporized most of Manhattan was "not that unusual" for a major Broadway show still in development."

A clear exaggeration. I was texted that it only vaporized down to Chelsea Piers.