#26
Posted: 11/8/03 at 11:21pm
What I want to know is how in the hell could you spend five years on a deserted island without responding to carnal needs at least ONCE?
And what happened when it became That Time of the Month for the ladies?
And all of the women had clothes for days (or in this case, years). Is that some sort of sexist commentary on how we overpack?
And how did the men's clothes remain fully in-tact, clean and the same colour as the day they were purchased? Did one of the girls pack Woolite?
And isn't it a shame that on a diet of bark and berries the Skipper didn't manage to shed one pound? Richard ate more on Survivor and he came out (no pun intended) looking like a twig!
And, damnit, why were neither of the girls interested in the Professor? I'd have been all over him from day one.
And what happened when it became That Time of the Month for the ladies?
And all of the women had clothes for days (or in this case, years). Is that some sort of sexist commentary on how we overpack?
And how did the men's clothes remain fully in-tact, clean and the same colour as the day they were purchased? Did one of the girls pack Woolite?
And isn't it a shame that on a diet of bark and berries the Skipper didn't manage to shed one pound? Richard ate more on Survivor and he came out (no pun intended) looking like a twig!
And, damnit, why were neither of the girls interested in the Professor? I'd have been all over him from day one.
