I'm debating whether to buy one or not. Does our Thigh God (Orion) figure prominently to some extent? It certainly took them a bloody long time to produce the souvenir program.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)