"Old Man River" and the opening number Officer Lockstock sings in Urinetown (I think the song is called "Urinetown") "better hope your pennies add up to the fee..."
Those are both good choices.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)