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Posted: 12/25/04 at 3:50am
With all the Rock stars on Broadway, who do you think will be the next? You're opinion on should or should not.
Should Not:
Jimmy Buffett (The musical will be "Margaritaville", no doubt, with Pat Birch as a likely choreographer)
Bruce Springsteen (His songs would follow the same old musical theatre format, but with songs that were never meant to sound like showtunes.)
Paul McArtney (The Beatlemania thing is overdone and embedded into our heads like bricks on cement)
Willie Nelson (although we'd be surprised at all the songs he actually wrote)
Should:
Carole King (She wrote some really fun upbeat numbers that would work well onstage.)
Dolly Parton (still waiting for her ALL ORIGINAL music for her supposed show)
Tori Amos (in an absurd, avant garde sorta way - but there'd have to be a choir, as long as Twyla Tharpe is NOT the choreographer - it would probably be a show about her rape.)
Should Not:
Jimmy Buffett (The musical will be "Margaritaville", no doubt, with Pat Birch as a likely choreographer)
Bruce Springsteen (His songs would follow the same old musical theatre format, but with songs that were never meant to sound like showtunes.)
Paul McArtney (The Beatlemania thing is overdone and embedded into our heads like bricks on cement)
Willie Nelson (although we'd be surprised at all the songs he actually wrote)
Should:
Carole King (She wrote some really fun upbeat numbers that would work well onstage.)
Dolly Parton (still waiting for her ALL ORIGINAL music for her supposed show)
Tori Amos (in an absurd, avant garde sorta way - but there'd have to be a choir, as long as Twyla Tharpe is NOT the choreographer - it would probably be a show about her rape.)
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
Updated On: 12/25/04 at 03:50 AM