Post your horrible broadway puns

[Born2cthelightsofbway]

Post your horrible broadway puns#0

Posted: 6/20/05 at 6:42pm

I always make jokes with my family giving a review with the title of the show, and I always make them very bad, silly bad. Here are a few:

Wicked is wicked good.
Dracula bites.
The Phantom of the opera will continue to haunt theatres for years.
All shook up will shake you up.
The light in the piazza is a light of joy.

These are just a few, everyone else post some!! They are so bad, they're good!

"You alone can make my song take flight, it's over now, the Music of the Night!!!!!"

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 06:42 PM

[BluCat500]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#1

Posted: 6/20/05 at 6:54pm

Little women is of course Astonishing...and Amazing...and it ignited the Fire within Me...and now with its closing, I'll just say some Things are Meant to Be

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

[WickedGeek28]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#2

Posted: 6/20/05 at 7:12pm

Joel Grey, Sean McCourt, George Hearn, and Ben Vereen were all WONDERFUL wizards.

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird

[fiyero8132]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#3

Posted: 6/20/05 at 7:17pm

Christina Applegate is a rather salty "Sweet Charity"..

[Sumofallthings]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#4

Posted: 6/20/05 at 7:24pm

Wicked is a Broadway joke does that count?

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

[WickedGeek28]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#5

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:07pm

explain please

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird

[Justice]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#6

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:13pm

Saturday, May 17th, 2003:

See Les Miz. Only One Day More.

"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

[Beergoggles]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#7

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:16pm

Chitty soars into heart it's such a fantasmogorical show
Bee spells success
wicked: it's magic
See Avenue q- No strings attached

Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!

[Bal]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#8

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:21pm

SumofallThings, do you ever post anything that isn't you trying to prove how clever you are?

Spelling Bee is G-R-E-A-T...

"Well, obviously Company is about the Kennedy family. Bobby is played by Raul, and JFK is played by Harvey Fierstein." -vfd88

[zaneyb3000]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#10

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:26pm

This might not count, but my FAVORITE Family Guy quote is in "From Method to Maddness" and Stewie calls Olivia "Bebe No-worth." *giggles*

[Sumofallthings]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#11

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:28pm

...No

BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"

[Justice]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#12

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:36pm

Gem of the Ocean is a Jewel on Broadway

"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 08:36 PM

[Thenardier]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#13

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:38pm

Avenue Q sucks.

Mama Korey

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[DTC]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#14

Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:39pm

How about that new Broadway show, co-produced by Miller and Domino's:

"The Lite and the Pizza"

[ducking away quickly to avoid rotten produce being flung in my direction...]

[Liz_Bennet]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#15

Posted: 6/21/05 at 12:11am

"There is no doubt about who will win the Best Play Tony." (heard a lot in May)

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[Tiny-Toon]

re: Post your horrible broadway puns#16

Posted: 6/21/05 at 12:34am

Dracula Sucks
(that was also the title of the New York Posts's Review of the Broadway Production)

http://www.BrooklynTheMusical.info