Post your horrible broadway puns
Post your horrible broadway puns
Born2cthelightsofbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/04
#0Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 6:42pm
I always make jokes with my family giving a review with the title of the show, and I always make them very bad, silly bad. Here are a few:
Wicked is wicked good.
Dracula bites.
The Phantom of the opera will continue to haunt theatres for years.
All shook up will shake you up.
The light in the piazza is a light of joy.
These are just a few, everyone else post some!! They are so bad, they're good!
"You alone can make my song take flight, it's over now, the Music of the Night!!!!!"
Updated On: 6/20/05 at 06:42 PM
#1re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 6:54pmLittle women is of course Astonishing...and Amazing...and it ignited the Fire within Me...and now with its closing, I'll just say some Things are Meant to Be
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#2re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 7:12pmJoel Grey, Sean McCourt, George Hearn, and Ben Vereen were all WONDERFUL wizards.
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
To Kill A Mockingbird
fiyero8132
Broadway Star Joined: 4/27/05
#3re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 7:17pmChristina Applegate is a rather salty "Sweet Charity"..
#4re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 7:24pmWicked is a Broadway joke does that count?
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#5re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:07pmexplain please
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
To Kill A Mockingbird
#6re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:13pm
Saturday, May 17th, 2003:
See Les Miz. Only One Day More.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#7re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:16pm
Chitty soars into heart it's such a fantasmogorical show
Bee spells success
wicked: it's magic
See Avenue q- No strings attached
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
Bal
Leading Actor Joined: 10/19/04
#8re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:21pm
SumofallThings, do you ever post anything that isn't you trying to prove how clever you are?
Spelling Bee is G-R-E-A-T...
"Well, obviously Company is about the Kennedy family. Bobby is played by Raul, and JFK is played by Harvey Fierstein."
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zaneyb3000
Featured Actor Joined: 11/14/04
#10re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:26pmThis might not count, but my FAVORITE Family Guy quote is in "From Method to Maddness" and Stewie calls Olivia "Bebe No-worth." *giggles*
#11re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:28pm...No
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#12re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:36pm
Gem of the Ocean is a Jewel on Broadway
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
Updated On: 6/20/05 at 08:36 PM
#14re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/20/05 at 8:39pm
How about that new Broadway show, co-produced by Miller and Domino's:
"The Lite and the Pizza"
[ducking away quickly to avoid rotten produce being flung in my direction...]
#15re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/21/05 at 12:11am"There is no doubt about who will win the Best Play Tony." (heard a lot in May)
"WHEN is the winter of our discontent?"
"NOW is the winter of our discontent!"
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#16re: Post your horrible broadway puns
Posted: 6/21/05 at 12:34am
Dracula Sucks
(that was also the title of the New York Posts's Review of the Broadway Production)
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