Question.....How does one become "Bway Royalty"???

Considering Sardi's proneness to giving any one-show hack a portrait in recent years, that is definitely not a qualification in my book.

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I wrote this reply before I saw your thread about Clay Aiken. Nice job jumping to conclusions.

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... or lurking in the steam room of New York Sports Club.

Check out the existing monarch's family tree, go back far enough until you've found a link between their family and yours, get some nobles on your side, raise an army, and go into battle.

That's how it seems to work in Shakespeare's History plays, anyway. If you want to be a little more contemporary, I guess you just have to marry a member of the royal family.

Somehow, that just doesn't seem as much fun...

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