Wait, eyebrow-raising is a resume-able skill? Hot damn, I'm more marketable than I thought! I can raise either eyebrow on demand, go cross-eyed without having to think about it, make my right eye look in while my left eye looks straight ahead, touch my nose with my tongue, and turn my eyelids inside out!
Seriously, I can put eyebrow-raising on my resume? Should I be specific, or just say I have excellent facial control and marvellously malleable features?
Updated On: 4/23/08 at 01:37 PM