Rapture countdown

#1

Rapture countdown

Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:29am

Don't bother buying show tickets beyond a week from Saturday, because the mother of all closings is coming.
Rapture

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#2

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:31am

Can we put it off until AFTER Memorial Day weekend? I've got plans!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

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#3

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:35am

See ya later I'll be out running up my credit cards!

#4

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:38am

I'll be in the city that day so I'll die happy! :)

#5

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:41am

I am so excited!!!

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#6

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:44am

Took this in Times Square the beginning of April. Should've paid more attention to it!!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#7

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:45am

IT's just a shame no one will be able to see Deathly Hallows p.2.

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"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

#8

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:48am

And they need to learn how to spell!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#9

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:55am

If Christ has a knee injury, will we get Pearl Sun instead?

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#10

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:56am

I can't wait til all the snooty busy bodies are Raptured the hell outta here. Because what they're missing is the fact that the Rapture is a trick ending, like in A Chorus Line.

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#11

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:04pm

girlie, what did they misspell? If you're thinking "judgment," that's actually the correct spelling.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#12

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:10pm

So, when do I have to stop s***ing c**k?

I love that Blondie song! I'm often found eating carbs.

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#13

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:14pm

Wait, I thought Rapture was happening Everyday!

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"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".

#14

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:24pm

Maybe now I'll be able to get a damn seat on the train in the morning.

Updated On: 5/11/11 at 12:24 PM

#15

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:25pm

Guess I need a refresher course!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#16

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 12:26pm

^ Tis true. I use Sherie for all my religious needs. :)

#17

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 1:18pm

I'm more than a little disappointed that Hallmark doesn't have greeting cards to commemorate this event.

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#18

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 1:34pm

"IT's just a shame no one will be able to see Deathly Hallows p.2."

Ditto!

#19

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 2:21pm

I see double rapture threads! Pretty!

#20

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 2:26pm

During National Masturbation Month?!

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#21

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 2:40pm

So Debbie Harry was right? This will be Finger F*cking Rapture?

#22

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 3:01pm

a little over a week to shave all my body hair, buy new white tennis shoes, and scrounge up $5.25 in quarters.......

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#23

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 8:29pm

I'm busy that day. I'll wait for the next Rapture.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#24

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Posted: 5/11/11 at 11:57pm

If I bring my Passion of the Christ DVD, will Jesus sign it?

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"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

#25

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Posted: 5/12/11 at 2:08am

That's the day before I graduate from college. How do I have any chance of survival without my BA in Theatre Arts?