Are you on Friendster? I have created a profile for Cherry Cherry on there, because I love her so much.
Mary Cherry: Sorry I didn't win Homecomin' Queen and make you proud mama.
Cherry Cherry: Well, those are the breaks Sugar Booger. They always give it to a pretty girl. You know, mama here lost her first pageant too.
Mary Cherry: Mama, how could that be?
Cherry Cherry: The judges were nuts is the only way I can explain it. But, you know what I did?
Mary Cherry: Shot 'em mama?
Cherry Cherry: I bought myself this (pulling out a huge crown). I put that tiara on and I said, "Cherry Cherry, hell, you practice holdin' your head up high and not trippin' girl, cause that's the only way you win at life" (She hands the crown to Mary Cherry).
Mary Cherry: Mama, you brought this for me?
Cherry Cherry: Yeah, I figured you'd be a loser.
LOVES IT!
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry