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Posted: 8/2/09 at 2:53am
The mid-movie dash to the restroom can turn us into calculating Hussein Bolt wannabes: Ah, this looks like a lull -- time to dash.
The Web site RunPee.com can help with such anxious guess work.
The site provides recommended opportunities to race to the restroom. It tells you when the action or romance wanes, and gives you a cue ("Baby O.J. is taken from Bruno') for your exit.
It's only a matter of time before this hits Broadway:
"Patti LuPone doesn't sing on Little Lamb, so you have 10 minutes to go. But be quiet because Patti is watching from the wings and she's already cranky because the person in seat F105 was looking at their Playbill while she was singing Some People."
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The Web site RunPee.com can help with such anxious guess work.
The site provides recommended opportunities to race to the restroom. It tells you when the action or romance wanes, and gives you a cue ("Baby O.J. is taken from Bruno') for your exit.
It's only a matter of time before this hits Broadway:
"Patti LuPone doesn't sing on Little Lamb, so you have 10 minutes to go. But be quiet because Patti is watching from the wings and she's already cranky because the person in seat F105 was looking at their Playbill while she was singing Some People."
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
